eaaasy tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:
- punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
- if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one
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I'm Sarah
The sun shines in, but only when you let it.
eaaasy tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:
- punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
- if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one
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Chimps do it for the lulz also
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING ALIEN SPIDER THING IS ON THE MAMA CHIMP’S BACK JFC
When you see it…
WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU POINT THAT OUT EVER
sorry I had to ….. what is it?
That is the ONLY thing I can pay attention to now.
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❤
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i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did
hahahahaahahah
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He built a box, and she painted our last initial and their wedding date on it. They put in two unread love letters to each other about why they fell in love, a nice bottle of wine from the year they started dating, and nailed the lid on the box. They promised that if things ever get too hard and their love starts to fade, they will open the box, drink the wine, and read the letters they wrote to each other, reminding them of how much their love means and to never give up.
Okay…this is a really cute idea.
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I have so many things to do and I’m not going to do any of them
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YAAASSS!!!
I HAVE THE BIGGEST LADY CRUSH ON YOU, MICHELLE OBAMA
lol love it
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my life at this VERY moment
- What I should be doing: Homework.
- What I wish I was doing: Cuddling up with you in bed watching movies and eating pizza.
- What I am doing: Tumblr.
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